From the Huffington Post:
Gerard Streator, Wisconsin Man, Had Sex With Couch: Cops
For this guy, being forced to sleep on the couch might not be much of a punishment.
Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.
Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison.
According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, officer Ryan Edwards said Streator "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”
So much for resting in the love seat.
When Edwards approached Streator, the suspect allegedly fled. Police arrested him the next day at the hotel where he works.
Streator's motive remains unclear, but D Listed did offer one possible suggestion.
"You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'."