From So Then She...:
The scene’s always the same, with only the backdrop of the bedroom changing. I’m lying on my back in bed, pants unfastened, shirt slightly pushed up. She’s atop me, on all fours, slowly kissing her way down my neck, chest and just before she hits my stomach, I know where we’re headed. Blowjob time. Yuck.
Yep, you read that right. This full-blooded, straight male loathes blowjobs. She doesn’t know this of course, so the closer she gets to my erogenous zone, the more I squirm and my hand stops gently caressing the back of her head and begins subtly trying to nudge it, and her mouth, north. She resists. I sit up a little, sliding my crotch away from licking striking distance of her face. She looks confused. Then the conversation begins.
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