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Gummy love.
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The drink in the background is a nice touch.
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Christmas tree or sex toy?
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From NewNowNext:
Parisians Mistake Inflatable Christmas Tree For 80-Foot Sex Toy
Tis the season to be cheeky: It’s only October, but artist Paul McCarthy has already gifted Paris with an 80-foot Christmas tree, erected in the venerable Place Vendome. But the sculpture, simply named “Tree,” has sparked outrage in the City treeof Lights because passersby are mistaking it for a giant green sex toy.
McCarthy is known for provocative sculptures, like a giant inflatable pile of poop in Hong Kong, Santa Claus holding a phallic tree in Rotterdam and two animatronic George W. Bushes having sex with pigs in London. So we can call this a tree, but no one’s fooled.
Least of all the anti-gay group French Spring, which protested France’s marriage equality law. The group tweeted their disapproval on Wednesday, writing “A sex toy giant 24m high will Be installed at Place Vendome. Taxpayers , this is where your your tax dollars are going!”
The group also says the work “disfigured” the Place Vendome and has “humiliated” Paris.
In all fairness, if Paris was worried about being humiliated by a giant phallic structure, it would’ve thrown a modesty sheet over the Eiffel Tower 125 years ago.
Gay Things Straight Guys Do.
A classic from Davey Wavey:
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Humans having non-human sex.
Originally from College Humor:
Business Time.
From Flight of the Conchords:
Clip: Anatomically Correct Slow Jam.
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Best fake orgasm scene ever?
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From When Harry Met Sally (1989). For those who haven't seen it, the story follows two friends, Harry (Billy Crystal) and Sally (Meg Ryan), over several years and various relationships. Harry claims that men and women can never be friends, while Meg argues that they can. To find out who is right, you'll have to see the movie. At one point Harry and Sally argue about fake orgasms, which leads to this:
Any more nominees for the best or worst fake orgasm scene ever (excluding porn - that'd be too easy)?
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Russell Peters and Howard Stern on penis size.
Probably best not to watch this if you're easily offended. Definitely NSFW language and content.
I came across the following clip while trying to find the one of Russell Peters. It has to be one of the cruelest competitions ever (NSFW). It's weird, though, because Howard Stern almost expresses some empathy for the men they bring on the show to humiliate. And who knows what those dudes were thinking? I can't imagine it being too empowering, but maybe it is in some weird Here it is and I ain't hiding it! sort of way?
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Men get waxed.
Kitty.
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Source unknown.
Reddit users sum up first sexual experiences with GIFs.
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Hump!
Speaking of porn…this film festival/film competition has blown up. It was the brainchild of Dan Savage and some of the staff at the Stranger newspaper in Seattle. And now it's coming to Vancouver. The details:
It's the Sexiest, Funnest, Most Creative Dirty Movie Fest in the World... HUMP!
Since 2005 the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary, weekend porn stars-by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes! And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow... and some we never knew existed. HUMP! films are funny, thought-provoking, sad, artistic, outrageous, and almost overwhelmingly sexy-because they're real. And they're real because they were created and performed by sex-positive people, just like YOU. That's why we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 20 of the hottest HUMP films in action... they'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the HUMP! Tour 2014! And you're going to have a blast.
The homepage (tickets) is here.
The trailer (NSFW):
Emails from students.
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While this isn't related to human sexuality, it is related to class (and is funny). Some of these emails are very similar to some that I've received over the years. I've included below the ones that are.
From The Toast:
Every Type Of Email College Students Send Their Professors by Mallory Ortberg
“hey professor i dont think ill be able to make it to class tomorrow, do u think u could email me the reading and whatever notes u go over, also i will not be able to make it to the final for personal reasons, when do u think i could come into your office and make it up, would summer vacation work for you”
“Hi professor X! Before the exam tomorrow, do you mind answering these 47 very specific questions I have about the material that I’ve been meaning to ask you all semester? If you do not help me I will fail and lose my scholarship and probably die, thank you in advance.”
“hey I just realized that since I didnt show up for the midterm or do any of the homework im probably failing the class, is there any extra credit i can do between now and tomorrow to make sure I get at least an A?”
“hey professor!!! noticed that im getting a D- in the class, any chance you could make that a B+, otherwise i wont be able to graduate this spring and my entire life will be literally ruined forever. ps i probably won’t be in class tomorrow my hands are kind of cramping up”
Penis enlarger.
From The Star:
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead By Natasha Joibi
KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.
MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the penis enlarger.
“When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.
“The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight’,” he said.
Chong told reporters that Ong was one of many who have fallen prey to online scams of this sort.
“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than RM80,000 to these scams this year alone,” he said.
Chong added that scammers lure their victims by selling their products at a low price and very often, the items never get to their customers.
Lawyer Alex Kok said that unsatisfied customers who wished to sue these scammers would find it difficult to do so due to the dubious nature of the business.
“It is especially hard if there is no proof of purchase, such as receipts.
“We wouldn’t know who to sue or where and how to sue them,” he added.
12 victims of online scams have sought assistance from the MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau since 2012.
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