Humour Etc.

Some straight men respond to Grindr.

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For those who aren't familiar with Grindr, from their website:

Grindr is a simple app that uses your mobile device’s location-based services to show you the guys closest to you who are also on Grindr. How much of your info they see is entirely your call.

While it's described as a social-media app, it's primarily used by men looking to hook up for sex with other men. There's a version for opposite sex partners called Tindr, but it's a little more subtle, at least on the hooking-up-for-sex front.

A YouTube regular, Neil McNeil, asked a bunch of his straight friends what they thought of Grindr, and here's the result:

Urban Dictionary defines Grindr as a "location based iPhone/iTouch App for gay, bi, and curious men to meet", but most people assume that gay men use it just to hook up. Watch these nine straight guys scroll through the infamous app to see what's really down the rabbit hole.


Taiwanese restaurant.

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Say hello to "Funny Sex", Taiwan's very first sex-themed restaurant, which recently opened in the southern city of Kaohsiung. The popular eatery, which included in a recent CNN list highlighting the 10 best things about Taiwan's second city, has got everything you could wish for from a sex-themed diner.

Orgasm Wars.

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From the Huffington Post:

'Orgasm Wars' In Japan Features Gay Man Trying To Make Straight Man Climax (NSFW VIDEO) By Ron Dicker

Anyone remember the game show "Make Me Laugh," in which comedians tried to make contestants giggle within a time limit? Well, this is a "make me climax" variation: A gay man tries to bring a straight man to orgasm against his will.

The jokey segment was called "Orgasm Wars," and it aired on late-night Japanese TV.

Dramatically narrated, it featured straight Japanese porn star Ryou Sawai meeting his "opponent," Takuya, in a warehouse. They exchange boasts of who will win and then get down to business. Takuya performs oral sex on the porn star but all the graphic action takes place discreetly in a covered box. Takuya has 40 minutes to finish the job as university students cheer on the contestants. (Quite the field trip.)

Can Takuya succeed? Watch the 10-minute footage below to find out.

To see the clip, click here (NSFW!).

Real-time porn searches.

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From Jezebel (and PornMD):

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Here Is a Very Illuminating Feed of Real-Time Porn Searches

Ever wonder what kind of porn people are searching for right now? Wonder no more.

Here is a list of real-time porn searches on PornHub's network. It is a daunting and enlightening look into the human psyche and the very nature of desire. Also, if you are open-minded, it kind of reads like a provocative band name generator that's unusually plagued by spelling errors.

Some of the searches are very oddly specific; some are baffling; some are fairly predictable. Our favorites are as follows:

  • naughty bookworms
  • too drunk to orgy
  • mom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it's a weary suburban mom being like, "Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some Sex and the City.")
  • show one breast
  • farts
  • lucky girl
  • asian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
  • anal vergine (keep trying!)
  • masculinity fail
  • pokemon hentai
  • son loser
  • feet caned
  • handjob outdoor (sounds very idyllic)
  • bug tits (less idyllic)

Masculinity Fail is clearly the best band name, followed by Bug Tits. Please feel free to share your own PornHub search feed findings in the comments!

Go check it out here. And see the comments, including the best-ofs, here.

American Pie 2: The rule of three.

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I don't think it's much of a surprise, but research has demonstrated that men over-report number of sexual partners and women under-report. This is directly related to the double standard: men are praised for their sexual conquests, and women are judged negatively. The following clip from American Pie 2 plays on this theme. NSFW language:

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Skiing in the buff.

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Letting it all hang out, literally (NSFW - Not Safe For Work):

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