Humour Etc.

Sexed-up culinary school ads.

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From AdWeek:

Talking Food Gets Amusingly Raunchy in Culinary School Spots Pastry is seductive, ducks are borderline gross—but funny

The San Diego Culinary Institute has a trio of talking food commercials that are funny, albeit in a dumb way, but also a lot more sexually charged than this kind of ad tends to be. The “Napoleon” ad at least tries to be a little seductive (and who among us hasn't been seduced by dessert before? Don't lie to yourselves), but the “Ducks” spot borders on flat-out inappropriate. I mean, I'm OK with it, but I hope the institute knows what it's getting into. Some of its incoming applications might get pretty strange. Created by San Francisco agency Muh-tay-zik | Hoff-fer.

Two Ducks are impressed with the skills of their stuffer.

A Norwegian Salmon is feeling pretty good about getting filleted.

A Napoleon pastry wants you to follow your passion.

Lesbians watching lesbian porn.

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Persistence.

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From Komo News: 

SILVERDALE, Wash. -- A Bainbridge Island man is in jail for allegedly shoplifting a mannequin from an "adult entertainment" store and then coming back later the same night to steal sex toys and lingerie. Lovers, formerly known as Lovers Package, claims to enhance people-to-people relationships, but one shoplifter wasn't interested in real people.

Samesies.

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A parody (NSFW language!):

An early tribe deals with a population problem. Written and Directed by John McKeever (@johnnymckeever www.mckeevercomedy.com) For Behind the Scenes Photos: http://www.ironpotato.com (Script will be posted soon!) Director of Photography: Mat D'Avella Production Coordinator: Chason Sordoni Production Assistant: Tyler Wolf Produced by: Two Vances


First sexual experience.

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From The Mystery Box Show (NSFW language!): 

Nick Nelson opens the evening with his story at The Mystery Box Show on June 21st, 2012. Recorded live at The Brody Theater. For more stories and upcoming show dates visit http://www.mysteryboxshow.com

Many more amazing videos here. I'll post some over the term.

Feel free to share the awkwardness (or awesomeness) of your own first experiences in the reply section (anonymous posting available, as always, if you'd like).

Virginia-vagina.

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From Seattle PI:

It’s tough being a Starbucks barista who has to write customer names on cups.

Is it “John” with an “h”? “Thanh Ha” with three “hs?” It’s all part of Starbucks’ effort to personalize things.

But one barista got a little too personal, when a customer named Virginia ordered a drink from a Starbucks in Hong Kong. According to the woman’s sister, the drink came with Virginia’s name scrawled as “Vagina.”

“This is my sister’s cuppa from your HKU branch,” the woman, Veronica Goh, posted on the Starbucks Hong Kong Facebook page, according to various news sites. Goh included a photo of the offending coffee drink.

“Fancy your staff not being able to spell an American name like Virginia. Forgiving she has been with every misspelled cup,” Goh continued.

“Her cup was once ‘Virgin.’ Every Starbucks experience for her has been coupled with fear and anticipation. But THIS is just UNACCEPTABLE.”

The Facebook post in question was “unavailable” Tuesday morning. But you can read about it via The Daily Mail andHuffington Post.